Posted by: bluefoxy | October 27, 2015


In the time between my last blog post and this blog post, at some point I realized I have made a slight miscalculation regarding the rental I’m paying for Lavander to live in at the moment.

You see, when we searched for a place, I calculated that my maximum budget for renting a place is a little over 70 pounds a week, because jobseeker’s allowance pays me a little over 140 pounds a fortnight, right? right.

So we agreed to look at rentals for sale for under that price…preferably 10 or 20 pounds under so i still have some spending money each week.

So the rental Lavander is currently in charges 325 pounds per calendar month.

For some reason, we believed the original ad when it said it was charging 55 pounds per week, which was well within my budget.

But had I actually stopped and thought and took a moment to do a bit of SIMPLE MATH I’d have realized that 70 pounds a week, or 140 pounds per week…adds up to something very much shy of 300 pounds a week, let alone 325, and I’d have been able to set the maximum budget at £300 per month during our searches for a place.

Which means, yup, I’m very much losing money paying for this rental alone…and of course I’m giving Lavander money on top of that to spend on food and drink and bus tickets and stuff.

That’s the bad news…the good news is, the bad news is not all that bad.

According to my calculations, I’m only losing a whisker over £25 per month on the rental, not counting extra money I’m giving Lavander, and since I have plenty of money saved up, we SHOULD be able to AT LEAST get Lavander on jobseeker’s allowance LONG before I run out of money.

She’ll have officially been in this country for 3 months come November 21st, then we’ll see if we can get the JSA and the Housing Benefit balls rolling for her.

They might not be able to make it through all the red tape in December but, with any luck, she SHOULD start getting paid by January 2016.

With any luck the jobcenter will be paying her just as much as they pay me…though I might only be getting what I get because I’ve been on it for so long.

And there’s still the distinct, slight, whisker of a chance she’ll get herself employed or on an apprenticeship before that.

Once she’s got herself some form of income of her own, We’ll start looking for a couples place again…it would be more beneficial for the both of us…we simply can’t keep having to travel between the rental and my house.

My parents are suggesting I should look for somewhere in Stockport, coz it’ll be cheaper…more people will want places close to the city center so it’ll be more expensive. Lav and I will definitely focus on results in Stockport when we look for a place together.

It’s only money anyway. it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of things, and it’ll all be worth it when we start our life together.

To help lessen my monetary outgoings, I’ve discontinued going to Weight watchers…it’s a waste of money anyway…over 6 pound per week, and all I do there is get myself weighed, when I got a perfectly good set of bathroom scales at home…I feel they’ve helped me change my eating habits enough for me to sustain them on my own. I just gotta remember to keep an eye on my weight. Maybe I should bring back that weekly weight monitoring thing I did with my blog a little while back to make sure I remember.

Speaking of my jobseeker’s, the jobcenter are interfering with my life again…they want me to do SOMETHING looking-for-work-related with my free time, so they’ve enrolled me on a course with Grove training in Hazel Grove…I’ll be headed over there pretty much the second i post this very blog post.
I’ve been meaning to post this blog post sooner but my tendency to get sidetracked has struck again.
Anyway, I guess I’ll be seeing what this Grove Training is all about when I get there.

I saw my 10th real life fox this last Wednesday!
I’d just got off the 203 from Manchester after visiting Lavander, and just as I arrived at the top of the road round the corner from the road I live on, it darted out from a side street to my left, and dived into an alleyway across the road to my right!
Totally wasn’t expecting that!

Well, I think that’s everything.

Ciao for now,
The Blue Fox.

Posted by: bluefoxy | September 30, 2015

The Verdict.

Okay. My jury service is now over as of the 29th of September.

So at first I was told I was only going to be doing it for two weeks…but then I ended up on a three-week-long case which is now over.

I’m still not allowed to reveal any details whatsoever, about ANYTHING to do with the case, to the public, in case there’s a re-trial or they pursue other convictions based on what was revealed in court.

All I can say is, the defendants were found Not Guilty of the specific charge the jury I was in was interested in.

Oh how I WISH I COULD tell all, but I’d get in BIG trouble if I did, and I’d rather keep my criminal record intact at nothing beyond a couple of possible formal warnings, a definite informal warning, and a brief case of mistaken identity.

So I’ll just move on to what me and Lavander are up to.
We decided to wait until she has actually secured an apprenticeship, or at least SOME form of monetary income, before we try and find a couples rental together.
She can’t get Job-seeker’s Allowance or Housing Benefit until she’s lived in the country for at least 3 months. We’re hoping she can get an apprenticeship or a job before then.
We crafted a crude, bare-bones, beginnings of a CV to give to some experts to flesh out but they haven’t sent it her back yet.
Meanwhile, she’s applying to apprenticeships left, right and center in the hopes of securing SOMETHING.
And she only got her National Insurance Number THE OTHER DAY, like, a MONTH after she applied for it.
So I guess the next step is to have her open and bank account. The sooner the better.
And the sooner she starts earning her own money, the better as well. I am able to afford Dave’s rental, but it leaves me with just around £20 a week coming from my Job-seeker’s allowance, which doesn’t last long…but if i manage my spending habits a bit, I should stay afloat long enough to afford it until at least the end of the year…by then, she’ll at least have housing benefit and Job-seeker’s allowance to pay for her rental and food…so for now, we’ll stay focused on getting her that apprenticeship.
Easier said than done…though perhaps the fact she’s an immigrant will work in her favor.

I’ve long since given up hope that I’ll ever find a normal job for myself. But maybe if I use my free time to become YouTube famous, I could possibly eventually make money from that.
Pewdiepie makes millions from it, why shouldn’t I?
I’ll be like “time to go home to my mansion and eat my lobster”

Hey look at that I’m making YouTuber-esque references already.

I’ll get started on that as soon as I can. I just gotta do it my way because OCD.

Ciao For Now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox.

Posted by: bluefoxy | August 30, 2015


Posted by: bluefoxy | August 26, 2015

The Crazy, Hectic, Whirlwind Of Life Doth Spin.

Holy moly. So much has happened since my last blog post.

Where do I even begin?

Alrighty, then. I’ll start with the work placement.

So I finally got a letter from Learn Direct telling me to turn up at Longsight Park School on Tuesday the 28th of July to start my 4-week work placement.

It said I was going to do Admin, Catering and Regeneration there. I know Admin is computers and Catering is food. I had no idea what Regeneration was.

Admin and Catering at Longsight Park School?

I was imagining myself serving kids food at lunchtime and probably using the computer to order more food.

Then Lavander pointed out it was the summer holidays. No kids. Duh! Silly me!

Anyway, obviously the placement duration was going to overlap with my intercepting Lavander on the 21st of August. Also I wasn’t sure if I was supposed to still show up for my joke shop sign-on on Wednesday the 29th of July and all subsequent sign-ons during the placement.

Luckily the letter provided a phone number to ring for any inquiries. When I rang it the first time, it took me to voicemail, so I left a rather confused mess of a message while trying to explain what I wanted.

A few days passed and obviously I got no reply that first time so I decided to write down a script for a message to leave on this voicemail and also use as a template in case the guy answers.

I rang again and left a much clearer message and he rang me back later that same day.

He explained that yes, I should go to my joke shop sign-ons during the placement duration and also any days off I have to take are perfectly fine.

So I went to the place on Tuesday…and whoever put down the place-name obviously didn’t do their research. It wasn’t Longsight Park School, it was Richmond Park School. The different name would have confused me had a fellow job seeker not appeared before me. He was searching for the same place and already tried a separate school kinda down the road.

Turns out It was actually the community hut right there on the corner we were looking for, so we went in. There was a whole bunch of other guys and apparently we all had to sit round a table and wait for the Learn Direct guy to show up.

He didn’t show up till after lunchtime. Apparently he was very busy. He explained about what everyone was there to do…he also explained he understood how the job center can be on our backs and very unreasonable about this sort of thing, so basically what he’s doing is providing a friendlier, more flexible working environment for us.

He provided a list of different jobs we could do to pick from. Turns out regeneration meant gardening or building work to improve the area.

I decided I didn’t fancy being stuck in stuffy indoors doing boring admin work all day, and I didn’t fancy cooking food either, so I said I wanted to do something outdoors-y.

I ended up on a team responsible for the maintenance of gardens in the area. Clearing rubbish, cutting grass, weeding, etc.

It was something different to do, I guess…kinda fun, but I very quickly knew I didn’t fancy doing it as a permanent job. Too much hard work.

Some strange things happened while I was on the placement though.

Okay so first of all, there’s the guy in charge of the whole operation who I’ll refer to as “Big Boss Man”
He has a female kinda assistant boss, who I’ll refer to as “Big Boss Lady”

The team I’m put on has this guy who’s kinda the leader. Apparently he’s been working there a while. I believe he was there on a placement at first and decided he liked it so stayed on and achieved something akin to supervisor level.
I will henceforth refer to him as “Crazy Boss” for reasons that will become apparent as I tell the stories.

My fellow job seeker who I ran into on day 1 also kinda features in the stories in some capacity. I’ll refer to him as “F.J.S.”

One of the stories features a kinda tall guy with long hair who I’ll refer to as “Corners Guy” for reasons that will become clear as I tell that story.

And finally one more character who will feature in the story I will refer to as “Hermes” because he kinda reminds me of Hermes from Futurama…same hair style, black skinned…only he’s not as fat, and he wears shades.

Speaking of being black skinned…at least half of the people at the location were black. Big Boss Guy was black, Crazy Boss was black, Learn Direct Guy was black…there was a whole bunch of other black dudes as well…

Big Boss Lady, F.J.S and Corners Guy were white though.

Okay so the first story happens pretty early on in the duration of the placement, during lunch time in the community hut…it was me, Big Boss Man, F.J.S and a couple of other guys.

So Big Boss Man, F.J.S and the other guys were joking about how Crazy Boss doesn’t really do any work. And yeah, having worked with him a good few days already at this point, I couldn’t agree more.

So I tried to join in on the joke. I said something along the lines of “He just sits there and tells you to pick up this weed, pick up that weed”…and they immediately all look at me and their faces go all deadpan serious.

And Big Boss Guy says something on the lines off “Are you complaining? If you’re complaining you should talk about it with me”

So I was sat there like “wtf?”

But that wasn’t the end of it. I went to the toilet and, when I came back out, Crazy Guy was there and he says something like “Are you saying I work you too hard, Thom?”

So I says something along the lines of “I was only trying to join in on the joke!” and Big Boss Guy says something along the lines of “We was only turning the joke around on you, but you took it serious.”

W…T…F….how was i supposed to take it anything other than serious with you looking at me with deadpan serious faces like that? So I says “Right that’s the last time I try to joke with you guys.”

So then about halfway through the duration of my placement, Big Boss Guy gathered pretty much everyone together and led us to a small HQ of what I believe is the company that owns the estate to collect some random woman who I believe is HIS boss or something, and then he took the whole lot of us on a random tour of the entire estate.

I get that you want to show her what you’ve been doing, but, what was the point of bringing us? Was it to help us know our way around better and know where all the streets are? Because at this point, I, for one, knew my way around pretty well.

And then immediately after our little tour-de-estate, he sends the team I’m part of to a little front garden that needed some work, only for the woman who lives there to complain she was told we would be there at 10 but we actually arrived at pretty much lunchtime and she had to go take care of a prior engagement, like, NOW. Crazy Boss had to explain Big Boss Man didn’t tell him about her garden until now.

Then one day around-about week 3…Crazy Boss was absent in the morning, so I was put in a team with F.J.S and Hermes.

We work on a small front garden of some old guy and pretty much complete it in one morning. Easy as pie.
Just as we were finishing up for lunch, Crazy Boss shows up and kinda just watches us finish off some last few bits and then we head off to do our meal.

Now because I finished that front garden, I think Corners Guy found out I was finished and he asked me if I fancied helping him out with his job.

Here’s why he’s called Corners Guy; He and a couple of other guys are clearing weeds off some triangle-shaped patches of dirt that sit on the curb corners of a crossroads that’re kinda in the middle of the estate. These patches of green had been given the nickname “The Corners”. If you saw it, you’d know the nickname kinda makes sense.

So I decide “Cool, yeah, I can help corners guy, that front garden’s done. I won’t have anything to do there”

So I help him rake over one of the dirt patches that has already been cleared of weeds, trying to make it smooth…trouble is it’s full of roots and rocks…and our rakes aren’t having much effect.

So Crazy Boss comes over and tells me to go back to the garden I worked on this morning. Says I’m not supposed to work with Corners Guy because he’s my boss.

So, me , being in kinda “Yes, boss” drone mode, march over to the garden, where F.J.S and Hermes are.

F.J.S is like “What’re you doing here? I thought you were working on the corners with [Corners Guy’s name]”
I say something along the lines of “[Crazy boss’s name] told me to come here and help”
F.J.S is like “Help with what? This job is done! There’s nothing for you to do here. Thom. Go back to the corners and help [Corners Guy’s name], don’t listen to [Crazy boss’s name]”

So I head back to the corners and Crazy Boss is talking to this random chick.
He spots me and is like “What you doing, Thom? I told you to go help on that garden!”
And I’m like “There’s nothing for me to do there, there’s something for me to do here”
He’s not having any and keeps insisting I go back and help on the garden.
So I say, word for word, “Shut up, I’m not listening to you anymore.” and get back to raking the patch of dirt.

Now I kinda meant to say it as a kind of joke, but it didn’t really come out that way…and well…here’s why he’s called Crazy Boss…

Next thing I know he’s all hostile with me, threatening to punch me out and make it so nobody finds me, all while effing and blinding every other word.
So in me mind I’m like “Wtf? this guy’s crazy” And I’m trying to calm him down and the other workers on “the corners” are trying to calm him down but he doesn’t seem to want to listen
He gets in me face looking ready to swing a punch at any second. I have a rake in me hands so I kinda try to use it as a shield to keep his hands busy so he doesn’t swing.
And he’s all spitting in me face as he’s talking and I think some of his spit got in my mouth. Yuk.
Anyway eventually we get him to leave and carry on with our job, but I’m looking over me shoulder every couple of minutes because I half-expect him to be charging round the corner looking to uppercut me to the moon
Eventually it gets to home time and I get back to the community center and Big Boss Man tells me he has spies everywhere and says one of them told him there was an altercation.
So I kinda explain Crazy Boss wanted me to work on a job that was already finished while another guy wanted me to help with a job where there was actually something for me to do.
And he just said something like “You’re a valuable worker, Thom, everyone wants you to work for them, but stick with Crazy Boss, he’s in charge of you”
And inside I’m like “wtf? I don’t wanna work with him if he gets enraged so easily”

The day after our altercation, it rained heavily. Rain stops play and work, it seems, so we were there stuck in the community hut and Big Boss Man gives this whole speech basically about how people of different race, gender, culture, etc… are coming here and we have to respect each other and do the job and then dismissed us all for the day.

The altercation was on a Thursday and the speech was on a Friday so we had a whole weekend to cool our jets. When we came back on a Monday, Crazy Boss pulled me to one side and apologized for his actions.

I do realize I kind of said the wrong thing, but he did kind of overreact to it a bit. I’d understand just saying something like “Oi, don’t tell me to shut up, Thom” or something, but getting all violent like that? Yeah, I wasn’t sure I felt comfortable about working with him, even after the apology.

Anyway Big Boss Man decided Crazy Guy had enough workers already for the job he was doing and put me with F.J.S and Hermes on another job because they seemed a man down.

So F.J.S, Hermes and I do a back garden together and pretty much complete the job in that one day, and we get back for home time.
Big Boss Man’s out talking to everybody and he turns to me and says “Who were you with? These two?” Pointing to F.J.S and Hermes.
Me: Yup.
Big Boss Man: Did you like working with these two?”
Me: Yup.
Big Boss Man: Do you want to keep working with these two?
Me (without missing a beat): Yup.


So on my last week I tried to get a spare minute with Big Boss Man to tell him I needed the 21st off to get Lavander, but he was too busy with other people. Eventually at home time on Wednesday the 19th I managed to talk with Big Boss Lady and she gave it the OK and made a note in her diary, saying she would sign me in.

On the last day (Monday 24th August) The Learn Direct Guy was telling me he would word my CV to say my work placement was a retail one rather than gardening by bending the truth a little bit. He says that’s kind of what you have to do to get ahead in the job market. He also warned me they might put me straight onto another 6 month work placement or work program unless I say something like I’m doing voluntary work.
Well I think my Jury Summons might keep ’em from doing that, at least for a while. I’ll get back to that later.

Also on my last day, the Big Boss Lady took me to one side and basically said “You’re really good at talking, Thom. Have you considered a job as a hospital porter? They’re all about talking to patients as well as carting them around the hospital”
How freaky is that? Lavander is studying to become a nurse and she asks me if I fancy being a hospital porter? Maybe I should look into it.

So yeah…what a performance getting Lavander here into the UK was!
So I get to the airport and right to the arrivals lounge, no problem. But then that’s when things go a little pear-shaped.
First I had the place Lav was coming from confused, and thought it was Budapest when it was Bucharest.
As it turns out, the arrival time on plane tickets means the time it would be AT THE DESTINATION, and not the time it would be from where one departed like we, being the silly butts we are, thought.
So as her plane tickets said 2:25, it meant 2:25 here in England, and not 2:25 in Romania, which would be 12:25 here in England…so the fact that I per-ordered my train tickets to and from Milton Keynes Central based on the 12:25 England time, catching a 13:50 train up to Manchester. So obviously that was blown for a start.

Then when Lav’s plane finally DID arrive, she spent another couple of hours in baggage claim waiting for her big suitcase to show up, before airport staff helped her find it.

So obviously I was concerned my train tickets weren’t valid anymore…but lo and behold, they still let us through into the station. Turns out the 13:50 was just referring to a seat reservation on the 13:50 train. No big deal.

So then we make it to Manchester, find our way to the rental…and luckily the rent guy was there waiting for us.

But he was not too happy that we didn’t show up at the time we said we would, which was 4 o clock, and showed up at, like, 8 o clock instead, and didn’t contact him about it…yeah, I don’t blame him, really.

We had no excuse other than we misunderstood the arrival time and getting mixed up in baggage claim.

He told us to go stay somewhere else for a night and come back in the morning, so we had to grab an emergency hotel room in Manchester City Center

Fortunately, he was a lot more reasonable in the morning. He understood we made an honest mistake and sorted everything out with us.

If nothing else, this has been a learning experience. I now know the arrival time of any flight means the time it would be at your arrival destination, and I learned to get the mobile phone number of anybody providing a rental in case things don’t go to plan so you can get in contact with them.

Unfortunately that’s not the end of our rental woes…today, as I type this, apparently one of the other tenants has complained because I keep coming over and spending hours with Lavander and using the kitchen when I’m not paying for it. It’s okay for me to pay short visits, but I can’t stay at their place and use their stuff.

Lavander is very upset about the whole thing.

We just need to get her a National Insurance Number from the Job center, then a bank account, then get her in an apprenticeship so she can start her studies to become a nurse and start earning her own money at the same time, then soon as that’s all done, we’re looking into cheap rentals SPECIFICALLY for couples and we’re getting her the heck out of there.

Yeah, we made a right pig’s ear of things, haven’t we?

Hopefully we’ll get lucky and get all that sorted before the next rent is due.

As for my Jury Summons…I took it to the job center today and they’ve simply excused me from my next signing in the middle of September. They reckon I’ll be done with my jury duty by the time of the sign-on after that at the end of the month.

I’ll keep you all posted with what happens. Fingers crossed all goes well!

Ciao for now,

The Blue Fox Thom.

Posted by: bluefoxy | July 16, 2015

I Have Been Summoned

A few hours ago now, I spotted a letter sitting in our letterbox. It was addressed to me. When I opened it, I found a Jury summons inside. They want me to appear as a member of jury in a court of law! Holy Moley!

Might be something interesting and different to do. Why the heck not. Imma do it.

The date of the trial is September 7th. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Oh man I haven’t updated this blog in half a year. Guess I’ve been kinda busy, and I guess I didn’t feel there was much worth updating you on.

Well one good thing is the only barrier separating me from getting a new computer at this point is I want to wait for Windows 10 to come out at the end of this month. Then, I gotta go for good value for money, and according to my more computer-savvy friends, it must have;

Nvidia graphics card because apparently that’s the best for gaming.
Decent amount of RAM obviously.
Intel I odd number processor coz apparently odd numbers are better than even numbers.

Other than that, it’s up to my personal preference.

But obviously imma wanna get a decent sized hard drive. At least 2 terabytes. Though I think all standard commercial ones are up to 3 or 4 terabytes at this point.
Preferably I want a computer from the PC brand HP.
Imma get Kaspersky anti-virus/anti-spyware/firewall software coz I’m fed up of Norton.
Definitely Microsoft office too.

And definitely NCH Software Suite if they got it. I’m loving Videopad Video Editor so far.

I’ve been using Videopad to edit together a whole bunch of videos that I now have on YouTube.
It’s a perfect step up from Windows Movie Maker. Very similar interface with a lot more bells and whistles…
AND…you can create multiple layers and layer images over the video.
I got a couple of examples of that in action in my finished videos.
That’s gonna come very much in handy with some YouTube videos I wanna make in future.

Speaking of my finished YouTube videos…they’re of some model railway exhibitions I visited this year. There were a good handful, and there’s two more that I know of and can attend. One later on in September, and another in December.

Anyway lemme link y’all to the playlists of the model rail vids I recorded.
Chapel En Le Frith Model Rail Exhibition 2015

Astley Sports College Model Rail + Transport Show 2015
Hazel Grove Model Rail Exhibition 2015

Plenty of pr0n for you model rail nerds out there LOL

Let’s see…what else?…
…oh yeah. I best update you on what’s going on with my SL love Lavander.
She’s coming to England! Yaaaay!
I helped her out a bit. We tried to get her into a nursing university course but it turns out her Romanian education isn’t good enough. Looks like she needs to spend some time in England earning some better grades through college or something.
So we’re gonna try to get her an apprenticeship so she can earn some money at the same time.
In the meantime, I found her a reasonably cheap rental place to stay in while we get her sorted out. Once we know how much income we got, maybe we can upgrade to someplace better that we can both live in.
Oooh I can’t wait. I’m FINALLY gonna have someone to care about and who cares about me in real life!!

At least, she SEEMS to care about me. Though she could very easily be lying. If that’s the case, she’s on her own. I can screw her over pretty hardcore if I find out she’s lying. Coz technically I own the rental coz I paid and will be paying for it unless she can get an income the instant she gets here. So she’d be out on her ass homeless in the street with nowhere to go. So she BETTER be telling the truth when she says she loves me. I don’t screw around when it comes to matters of the heart.

I dunno for sure if what I feel for her is true love. But I definitely like her a lot. She’s funny, she’s cute, she’s smexy…I’ve even seen what she looks like in real life and she doesn’t look too bad from what I can tell. Certainly well within my league. Besides, looks aren’t everything. She’s got an amazing personality and we’re just so alike it is mind-boggling.

Speaking of the mind, we can practically read each other’s mind we’re so in sync! Often one of us says what the other is thinking, or we say the same thing at the same time. It’s kinda awesome.

So even on a mutual level, we’re a good match. I’ll be more than happy to have her in my life.

In the meantime, at the sign-on before yesterday’s, the joke shop (jobcenter) decided I was getting nowhere fast with my jobsearch. (Gee, you THINK?)
So they put me forward to Learn Direct to get me yet another work experience placement.
Now, Learn Direct is supposed to contact me regarding meeting them for this placement, but beyond a letter confirming they’re gonna contact me, I got nothing.
I told my jobcenter advisor of this, and she simply said “They WILL contact you”
So I dunno what’s going on.

Lavander will be coming over to England on the 21st of August. If my work placement overlaps that, I will have to tell Learn Direct and the joke shop that I require that day off to attend to a “personal matter”…they don’t need to know what that personal matter is and hopefully it won’t be a problem.

Also I should probably let the joke shop know about this Jury summons at me next sign-on. I’ll take the letter down with me in a couple of weeks.

So yeah looks like I’ll be kept very busy for the next 2 to 3 months. Good grief!

So until next time.

Ciao for now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox.

Posted by: bluefoxy | January 26, 2015

Getting Things Done

2015 really feels like the kinda year to get things done!

And hey, I am indeed getting some things done. So are my parents by the looks of things.

Right at the beginning of the year, My mom got us a new washing machine. The old one was all dirty and falling apart. The new one is just so clean and quiet you wouldn’t even realise it’s running until you saw it running.
She also had some new gutters installed a couple of week or so after that. Normally that woulda cost a few thousand pounds but she found a good deal and had it done for just six hundred and odd quid. Not too bad. Adds a bit of value to the house too.
About a week after that, I contributed 200 quid towards her funds and she used it to help her buy two separate single beds because;
1) She was sick of how uncomfortable the old double bed made her feel and
2) She was sick of being woken up by mah dad staggering in absolutely plastered and collapsing into bed.

I helped her get some new pillows and quilt covers from Tesco. I got a couple of new pillow cases and a new quilt cover for myself seen as we were at it. I also found a throw-pillow with a rather cute greyscale picture of a fox on it to pad the footrest in my bedroom with.

So what did I, myself get up to?
Well the first thing that happened was on Saturday the 3rd. I was heading downtown into Stockport. I forget why. But I had barely left my neighbourhood when I came across a dead cat by the side of the main road.
Poor little thing musta been hit by a car.
I decided to leave it and continue with my errands and if it was still there on me way back I’d ring the police non-emergency hotline and report it. (I dunno the number for the RSPCA)
It wasn’t there on me way back so I guess someone else picked it up.
I’ve never seen a dead cat before. When I first saw it from a distance I was like “The heck is that?” and then when I could finally see what it was, I was like “OMG”.

On Thursday the 8th I attended my first Weightwatchers meeting. I’d gotten my hands on a free voucher off one of their magazines so I decided to use that first followed by my Healthy Stockport vouchers.
So I learned that Weightwatchers has this thing called Propoints. They’re a measure of how healthy and unhealthy food is. The lower the points, the healthier the food.
You have a weekly propoints “budget” and each time you eat something worth propoints you take it outta your budget. This weekly budget is 49 points. You exceed that budget, you’re likely to gain weight, you keep to that budget, you’re guaranteed lose weight no mater what. Simple as that.

They have a little propoints calculator you can use to calculate how many propoints something is worth, so I bought one.
I’ve had some surprising results from some of the staples of my regular diet before joining Weightwatchers. Turns out my diet is not as healthy as I thought it was.
You know I’ve been having vegetable soup for lunch pretty much every day? Turns out it’s worth 5 propoints, which is quite a lot. To be fair, it’s a supermarket’s own brand soup so I imagine it’s really processed and full of all sorts of nastiness. So my mom got me a couple of cans of Weightwatchers veg soup, which is only 3 points. Tried some. It’s alright. I’ll tell her to get more on the next shop.
Also, not all cereals who claim they’re healthy are actually healthy. Cheerios is another 5 points. Incredibly enough, Weetos is only 3 points, which is actually not bad considering it’s a cereal with chocolate in it.
Anyway, Porridge is a good healthy alternative. I like porridge so that’s alright. But not all porridges are healthy either. First I had Quaker Oats, which turned out to be 6 points per sachet. Then my mom switched me to something called Mornflake Oats which is 4 points…which is better than 6 I suppose, though Weightwatchers has an own brand porridge available at meetings, worth 3 points per sachet. So I might buy some at me next meet.
At any rate I’m keeping track of me food intake using an indexed diary I accidentally bought from a shop. I prefer non-indexed page-a-day diaries. So I went back and bought a non-indexed diary to keep track of interesting stuff I get up to and the indexed diary I’ll use purely to monitor my food intake and of any excersize I do so I know where I need to make changes.
I’ve already made quite a few changes. Right from the start I knew I needed to stop putting sugar in me cups of tea, so I switched to sweetener. Normal sugar is pretty nasty and probably makes something worth, like, a million points. Sweetener brings it down to just 1 point per cup, which is great news for someone like me who runs on cups of tea.
Well I’m definitely doing something right at any rate. From my starting weight of a whopping 18 stone 5 pounds on my first meet, on my second meet I’d dropped 3 pounds to 18 stone 2, then on my third meet I dropped another consistent 3 pounds to 17 stone 11…and I’m barely even trying! Imagine if I really tried hard at this!

It might be all the walking I’ve been doing. Half an hour pretty much every day. And what I’ve been doing is taking my camera down the local nature reserves. My bonus reward is snapping a rare member of the feathered variety. And I’ve already been getting some pretty special birds in the form of a Woodpecker at Vernon Park…
Woody woodpecker
Oh, you beauty!
…and a Treecreeper down Reddish Vale…
Extra special, this!
…oh and this one down Chadkirk Chapel…
Looks like a big dark patch of the tree trunk
Oh and one of my more recent walks yielded this;
I can see a rainbow...
So yeah. Rewards like that for an avid shutterbug like me plus the fact I’m excersizing off the pounds equals one happy blue fox.

On Friday the 9th my mum and I went on a day out to Macclesfield. As we were waiting for the train back home again, I noticed a poster on a wall.
Someone at Macclesfield train station obviously has a sense of humour.
The poster sed “No running, No skateboarding or cycling, No smoking…
No sumo wrestling, No teleporting, No flying while on the platform.

Obviously meant in good fun as a joke.
#Illuminati #Project Pegasus

I think that just about covers everything for this update.

So until next time,
Ciao for now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox.

Posted by: bluefoxy | January 1, 2015

Happy 2015!

Happy New Year, everybody!

So what kinda year was 2014? Well, it was an interesting one to say the least. But we’ll get to that in a minute.
I think it passed by at a sort of steady pace…not particularly fast, nor particularly slow…though I kinda feel November, specifically, came and gone in a flash.

Alright, let’s go through the list;

1) Lose weight by eating more healthily and excersizing daily. Keep a food and excersize diary to help you with this.
Begin as soon as you ditch this bout of the sniffles you’ve acquired. May be a good idea to go fetch some diluteable OJ to help fight it.

Status – Fail

This is an obvious fail. I don’t even need to explain it. I gave up on monitoring my weight weekly to keep an eye on my progress because it was still ballooning despite the fact that I was being at least somewhat mindful of what I eat, trying to keep to healthy choices, I’m pretty sure I eat at least two portions of fruit and/or veg a day. I have vegetable soup for lunch literally daily, which I feel in itself should count for two. My real problem is excersize, I just can’t keep myself motivated to stick to a regular regime of excersize because it feels like a lot of work for little reward, and even still gaining weight on top of what I’m trying to lose, and the laziness in me kicks in and says “Why even bother if it’s not gonna work?”
But I think 2015 is the year I’m finally gonna get a handle on my weight and make some real progress. I’ll get to that in a bit.

2) Buy a new computer. The HP Pavillion you saw for £570.
Better get some good software too…Microsoft Office, and a decent anti-virus/internet security other than Norton…
Norton’s okay at eradicating viruses that get in, but apparently not so good at keeping them out in the first place…you need something that’s good at both.

Status – Fail

Okay I can explain this one. This, together with this next one;

3) Buy the PS4. Hopefully the price will have dropped a bit later on in the year.
Start your PS4 game collection at the same time too, with Watchdogs and Infamous Second Son or Tom Clancy’s The Division.

Status – Fail

…were actually shelved in favour of focusing my efforts on fulfilling this;

4) Finish the animation you’re throwing together for your Scotland trip videos.
Pretty much all the hard work is out of the way…this shouldn’t be too hard to complete pretty quickly.

Status – Succeed

I decided to prioritize finishing my Scotland Trip Video over everything else because I thought I’d be able to get it done quickly…however, I underestimated my tendency to procrastinate, and I didn’t actually 100% complete this until September. The animation I wanted to do for the intro took a lot more work than I expected. But I finally did it. However, I think I’ll have to forget about adding custom animated intros to my videos for now, until I have gained some experience on how to get them done quickly and with some level of good quality, coz the animated intro for my Scotland vids didn’t quite turn out how I envisioned. It’s pretty close, but I imagined it to be a bit smoother. Still, it’s very good considering I have very little prior animation experience.

5) Figure out how to create multiple YouTube channels.
I’ll need one for my fursona for animated furry related shenanigans and arty speed-draws, one for MLP-related stuff with Typhoon, one for gaming videos so I can do lets plays and whatnot, and I’ll keep my current one for my real life videos.

Status – Fail

I don’t really need to do this just yet. This was more for after I got my new computer. Then I could get the multiple accounts set up ready as I try to go for becoming a famous Youtuber delving into everything that interests me.
I’ve decided to reduce the number of accounts by one, Typhoon is gonna have is shenanigans mixed in with my fursona’s semi-animated furry shenanigansns on the same channel, and still have real life and gaming on separate channels.

6) Visit The Blue Planet Aquarium.
I know this is on a low light right now…but who knows? Maybe we’ll get a chance to go sometime during summer.

Status – Fail

You know what? I think I’ll just stop including this. It’ll happen when it happens. No need to say I’m gonna do it and not do it. I might as well not mention it at all and then, if I do end up doing it, I’ll definitely post about it.

7) See if you can tick off some of the other items in your “to buy” list.

Status – Fail

I didn’t get any of the items I listed on last year’s new year post. But I did get a new digital camcorder, which we kinda needed. So I guess that’s something.

Okay now that that’s done, let’s go over what actually happened this last year.

The first thing that happened was that whole mix-up with Seetec and B + M’s…
Dang, that was this year? That feels like it was at least two years ago now! I pretty much completely forgot about both B + M’s and Seetec!

Man, I still say that whole business with that random manager was fishy to say the least. And yeah, my time at B + M’s is just not even worth mentioning on my CV. Let’s just forget about that whole sorry chapter and move on.

Let’s see…what else we got? A whole lot of stuff about Assassin’s Creed…
That hilariously surreal upside-down car incident on the A6…
Still complaining that I keep seeing too many funeral hearses…

Learning something new about Graphite…and learning how to clean the contacts on my PS3 controllers…
That trip to Higher Poynton. Heh, that was fun.
Oh yes, those pictures from my local nature reserve. Those are some pretty sweet pics if I do say so myself.
Ahh, my friend Luna…why do you hide away so much? I really must try to get her to hang out with me in real life again.
Heh, our Minecraft escapade sure was fun, even if I did die a lot. LOL! Just wait till I get my own copy.

Oh yeah! That new Second Life club that I instantly got a job in!
It’s shut down now. Apparently the main owner wants to go pursue a career in real life as a DJ.
But man, oh, man, was he a bad club boss. He outright cockblocked something that was so OBVIOUSLY a good idea.
Two of the staff managers pretty much had the same idea at the same time…to have a schedule for the staff so everybody knows what everybody is doing.
At the time, I was doing a trail period to see if I would make a good euro head host, so I saw these two doing this and I thought it would be a good idea to have them talk to each other and merge all the staff schedules into one schedule for everybody, so we all know who’s available when, and so it would improve communications.
But nope, he just wouldn’t have it. No idea why not. Urgh. I’m so stealing the idea for my own club if I get the chance to make my own again.
Speaking of my trial period…yeah, I got a chance to experience being a Euro Head Host. First I was asked coz the previous one wasn’t doing their job…and I was like heck yeah…but then they started doing their job for a bit and everybody kinda forgot about me until I asked if I was still in the running…and they were like “well, it’s open now…if you wanna have a go, we’ll hook ya up!” and so they did.
Now from what I can remember from the initial explanation of my duties, I was to spend at least one hour per day physically in the club and I was to do everything in my power to fill those early morning shifts with hosts. Seemed simple enough.
And I felt I was doing okay, and for a good couple of weeks everybody was happy, UNTIL…they arranged some kinda re-opening event for a new club build they came up with…
And the GM poked me in IMs and was like “Why aren’t you here? You’re supposed to be here all afternoon until 4 PM Second Life Time!” (Midnight my time)
And I’m like “Wait a sec, you didn’t tell me that, you told me I only needed to do one hour!”
And she was like “No, we specifically, clearly told you your duties, I clearly remember telling you ‘you have to commit a full afternoon until 4PM SLT!'”
…well I knew I just couldn’t do that. Luckily as I was still in a trial period, I was free to leave and there would be no hard feelings. But the GM did admit they were “Disappointed”.
I’m a bit disappointed myself. The club had a lot of potential but it was just squandered. It didn’t pull the crowds I thought it would. It just bombed pretty much right from the word go.
I’m gonna have to try to get re-hired in the club I was in before that. I lost my job there because I kinda lost my drive to be an epic host there. They were asking me if I needed a break…I shoulda taken that as a sign that yes, yes I did.
But I was too stubborn to see it. I feel should tell ’em, “Hey, next time you feel the need to ask me if I want a break, just TELL me I need a break, okay?”

Oh yeah, and finding SL love in the form of the lovely Lavander. Heh, we’re just so right for each other. We’ve picked out our song. It’s Kiss’s “I Was Made For Loving You”. Probably a popular choice but when it comes to how this relationship feels, nothing fits quite as perfectly as that song. Plus you really can’t go wrong with such a classic, can you?

Moving on…Oh that whole escapade with the switch and the router. Hey, at least I know now! And hey, it got me some extra ports for all my technical doo-dads that require internet!
And the 2014 MCM expo, that was a lot of fun.
And yes, the final completion of my Scotland Trip videos in September. Oh, the relief.
Oh, the fox sighting. Yeah, that was something special. You know, one of these days, I’m gonna see a fox and I’m gonna have a camera on me and that’ll be the best day of my life.
Oh yes our trip to Rochdale. That was interesting.
Oh I already explained my short-term as a trial Euro head host in that post. Oh, well.
And then I talk about wanting to do a video tour of where I live.
And then I have that trouble with Videopad and accidentally deleting it without checking to see if it did it properly.
And finally we get on to my GP recommending I get in touch with Healthy Stockport. Okay.

So first thing I need to let you guys know about, is I got to re-finish editing together the tour of my house, and this time make sure it publishes the whole thing. There must be a publish whole video button somewhere.
Then I just have one quick artistic endeavour to finish up and a story to finish writing, and THEN, FINALLY, I’ll be able to get a new computer.

Second thing I need to let you guys know about is what happened when I got in touch with Healthy Stockport on the advice of my GP.
So what happened was, I filled out the application online, because I kinda mucked it up on the leaflet, as you do.
Then about a couple of days later I got a phone call from a lady, pretty much asking all the questions that the online application asked, probably just to verify I was the one that filled it in. She then said she’d send me some Weightwachers vouchers, which I received…I think it was either a Wednesday or a Friday, a couple of weeks before Christmas Eve/Day.
Anyway, she then explained that an advisor would contact me and arrange an appointment to see me and arrange a plan of action to help me get into shape.
And that’s exactly what happened, a woman called Michelle rang me and set up a meeting on Wednesday at midday at the local library, which was perfect.

So me and Michelle talked and I explained I tried doing things on my own and I didn’t get anywhere coz it’s hard to keep motivated on your own. She and I basically set up an action plan that I would do a walk, 30 minutes, 5 days out of the week, and then come back to see her the following Wednesday.
Well the day after I talked to Michelle was miserable and rainy. I didn’t fancy going out in that.
Then Friday started out fine, so I set out for a walk that day to head down to Vernon Park, which was easily a half hour walk away in itself, but then about halfway to Vernon Park, it started to rain, and when I was four fifths of the way there, it got to the point where it was bucketing it down…so I was like “bunk this” and just went home.
Then on Saturday my mom was like “Do you want to go to Lyme Park?” and so we went to Lyme Park. We did around about 3 hours of walking in one day, give or take 30 minutes.
I skipped Sunday, then on Monday I went down Reddish Vale and had a walk round there with my camera, snapping some birds.
I don’t remember what I did on Tuesday.
Then on Wednesday I had to walk down to the jobcenter, and then walk to the library to see Michelle again to tell her what I did. I didn’t exactly follow her plan, but hey, Lime Park was in itself a whole week’s worth of excersize in one day!
So then we agreed we would meet again in the new year, keep up the good work.
It rained all day on Thursday again,
Then on Friday it was nice so I took my camera down Vernon Park and got this;
A Greater Spotted Woodpecker. That’s pretty special. There were actually a couple of them flitting around…one of them flitted off, but this one was obviously very obligatory. I got five very decent pictures of it.

Then before we knew it, Christmas Day rolled around. Now normally my parents and I don’t really bother doing anything special for Christmas, so I was honestly very surprised when my mom gave me a bag containing a long t-shirt (because both she and I are sick of short t-shirts and low-slung pants exposing my arse all the time. [she got it from Topman, who it turns out were doing a sale on them, so I got a few myself the other day]) and a pillow with a picture of a fluffy fox in snow on it. Brilliant!

We then had a Christmas Day walk down Reddish Vale, and I took my camera again…and not only did we see a Kestrel perching on the viaduct…
…but we also saw an honest-to-god Kingfisher!
Now, I did attempt to take a picture of the Kingfisher, but it was way on the other side of the pond from us, and despite using all the zoom my digital camera had, the blighter still looked like a little blue and orange dot on the view screen. I was literally seething under my breath “My kingdom for more zoom!!” at the time.
I was hoping maybe I could get it up better on my computer, but no luck, it’s all pixellated. I’ll have to remember to ask my dad to see if he can do anything with it.

Really, these appointments with Michelle are just a bit of a failsafe to make sure I commit to daily excersize. Walking is just a starting point coz it’s fairly easy, and some experts say it’s the best excersize you can undertake.
I’ve also decided that I’ll take my camera on each walk I go someplace with some greenery, and each time I get something rare is a reward for getting out there…and it is a reward, I wouldn’t be getting shots like those if I hadn’t taken time to experience real honest-to-goodness life!

I really must remember to look up local Weightwatchers meets in my area to see when and where the next one is so I can join up and use those vouchers. Maybe my diet isn’t as healthy as I think, and they can point me in the right direction.

One last thing. At some point between my last blog post and this one, I paid a visit to PC world to see if the HP Pavillion I has my eye on is still there…but I couldn’t find it…however I did see much better HPs…ones with 3 terrabyte hard drive, a 8 gig memory and various numbers of core processors.
Price? Higher than ONE. THOUSAND. POUNDS.
Jumping jehosaphat…I don’t think I wanna pay that much. Not unless they can put me on some kinda payment plan to spread the cost over a period of time, rather than sink that whole load in one go. 500 or so quid is one thing, but over a thousand? Dang.

Maybe I can find something going for a much more decent price when it finally comes time to buy it. We’ll see.

So here we go, my list of things I’d like to do during 2015;

1) Go for a walk at least 5 days a week. Don’t get so nitpicky about going the same places over and over in rapid succession. You never know, you might see something rare.

2) Join Weightwatchers. Pretty self-explanatory.

3) Buy a new desktop computer. Whatever they got that you can afford without too much hassle that’s still decent. And yeah, decent software to go with it.

4) Buy a PS4 and some games to go with it, such as Watchdogs, Tom Clancy’s The Division, Infamous Second Son, Destiny, and Minecraft PS4 version.

5) Look into how to create multiple YouTube Channels. You already got one for real life. You also need one for general internet shenanigans with your fursona and pony shenanigans with Typhoon, and one for gaming, doing lets plays and whatnot.

I reckon that’ll do it.
I got a feeling 2015 is gonna be a good year…the year I finally get my life in order. Then I’ll really be motoring, just so long as nothing catastrophic happens to prevent it.

So until next time,

Ciao for now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox Thom

Posted by: bluefoxy | November 27, 2014

It’s Been A While

Sheesh, it’s been a while since I last updated this blog of mine. I kinda forgot aboit it till now. I didn’t even do a post on me birthday. I guess I’ve just been busy.

So let’s see if I can bring you all up to speed on what’s been going on in my life.

I got a brand spanking new digital camcorder!
Yeah, I know I’ve been saying my very next big purchase would be a new computer, but I decided to allow an exception, since the digital camcorder we had was sorta busted.
I mean, it still works but the viewscreen had a big black hole in the middle of it. water somehow got in there and shorted out some of the viewscreen’s pixels.
Plus it wasn’t the best quality of camcorder anymore anyway. It was time for an upgrade.

So I decided to put the new camcorder through it’s paces and did a quick tour video of where I live, which would have been up on Youtube by now if not for a pretty major error on my part.

See, because this camcorder was so new, it recorded in a format that Windows Movie Maker didn’t really recognise…so I decided to aquire some new video editing software too. Found a “free” one online called Videopad, so i downloaded that.

Turns out Videopad is very similar to Windows Movie Maker, only with a few more bells and whistles.

As luck would have it, it came with free video file conversion software too, so I was able to convert the video files to a filetype I could use.

I had everything edited together more or less how I wanted and I hit a button called “export video” thinking this would save the whole edited thing as a filetype I could upload to Youtube.

Now, what I SHOULD have done is checked to see if the whole edited together video was indeed exported before I deleted everything.

What I DID do was first delete all the unedited footage, the Videopad project and all the special sound effects I’d recorded to make the video more interesting from the file folder AND the recycle bin BEFORE watching the published video.

Turns out all it did was export a short 2-second bit from the beginning.

Fortunately I hadn’t deleted the footage on my digital camcorder yet, but it did mean having to start over with the editing.

I mean I did try some file recovery software but for some reason it couldn’t find something I had JUST deleted. All it found was a load of internet cookies I deleted with Disk Cleanup.

To add insult to injury, Turns out my “free” Videopad was just a trial version and the trial ran out just as I was about to start editing again. So I had to suck up and buy the full version.

I’m already halfway through re-editing the video together. Should be done by the middle of December if not sooner.

Once that’s done, I just gotta finish up a couple more things, then it’s new computer city, baby!

I had three very unusual sleep dreams since my last blog post.
The first one was of Minecraft. The characters were having some sort of taboggan race or sled race over snow, which isn’t actually possible in Minecraft unless you use some sort of mod that lets you do that.
And the race was very odd. The characters started at one end of the course, sled to the other end, and they were supposed to collect peices of coloured wool and take them back to their start point, only they’re allowed only one block of wool at a time, and each player had 3 to carry over, and the course was very short…like, the start and the finish were practically next to each other and there was one corner, a left turn which exited straight into the “grab yer wool” area.
And the start area and the “grab yer wool” area were raised up from the actual course and you had to go up some snowy half-pipes to get to them. The rest of the course was very flat.

Second dream I had, I dreamt I had actually bought my new computer! Only, in the dream, for some reason I bought a new laptop and not the tower computer I want to buy. I was putting this new laptop on my bed, ready to preverbially break it in. That’s all I really remember.

Now the thing about my third dream, I had it the night after the second dream. Normally I have dreams once every blue moon. I have never had two dreams in two consecutive nights.
In this third dream, I dreamt I was playing some kinda first person fantasy MMORPG. I was in the hall of some grand castle or mansion or something with a whole buncha other players and some NPCs, and one of the characters there seemed to be the grand poo-bah of the place. He was dressed in some grand, ornate blue armour. We seemed to all be standing around talking about and then doing…something that involved some random wooden crates. That’s all I remember.

There was this event advertised in the local paper. Now I could swear the avertisment said it was a chest/lung screening event, suggesting they had some sort of mobile chest scanner on site. I decided I should go have my chest scanned coz there was this problem I had. I’ll get into that in a minute.

So I went down after my jobcenter sign-on, turns out it was actually a “check your lungs’ age” thing where they had you blow into a breath measuring device. Meh, I gave it a go anyway, my result came back my lungs were 20, 6 years younger than I actually am.

I was actually very surprised by that result. Though I suspect clearing my lungs with that asthma inhaler a couple of years ago might have something to do with it.

And that segways quite neatly into my problem I was having.

To properly explain this, I’m going to have to take you back through my blog’s past posts by a couple of years, to a post or two before I started monitering my weight weekly. You’ll come across me talking about taking an asthma inhaler because I thought I had the symptoms of asthma at the time, and it turned out my obesity was affecting my lungs, which prompted the whole weekly weight monitoring thing, which I gave up on last May.

Now during the process of that asthma inhaler opening up my airways and clearing the false asthma symptoms, there was this one cough I did that felt particularly powerful. Powerful enough, in fact, that it felt like it blew a hole in the top of my right lung. You’ll probably see in one of the posts there me complaining of “something bugging the right trachia down into my right lung…sometimes it feels like there’s some kinda lump there…” …yeah, for some reason I left out the part about the cough that started that.

That feeling of something wrong with that area of my right lung has never really gone away…sometimes it will randomly go away, but then come back. It definitely feels like there’s something there that shouldn’t be there. Maybe a swelling or an inflammation brought on by that cough.

Also, occasionally my saliva glands have gone into overdrive and I’ve had to drool everywhere to stop myself from drowning in my own saliva. I think this overacitve salive gland thing is responsible for my third symptom, my lungs sometimes feeling like they’re filling up with some kinda liquid, yet I’m not drowning.

After the surprising result at that supposed chest/lung screening event, I told Lavander about the problems I was having, and she said I should definitely go see my GP about having a proper screening.

So the next day, I went down…asked them if they had a chest screening machine on-site, I was told no, but I could be referred by my GP if they feel my symptoms warrent a scan.

So I spoke with my GP…but I only told her about the “lump” in the top of my right lung…I didn’t tell her about the overactive saliva glands…(which actually acted up a it while i was waiting in the waiting room, i had to spit up in the toilet)…and I didn’t tell her bout my lungs feeling like they were filling up with liquid.

She listened to my chest with a stethoscope, said it sounded very clear, and told me my lump sounded like some kinda muscle problem…took my blood pressure, height and weight…she was like “Oooh, you REALLY need to lose weight” and I was like “Well I have tried to on my own but failed” and she gave me a leaflet about something called “Healthy Stockport”…said they can get me my own personal trainer to help me…I was like “heck yes!”

So I’ve applied to Healthy Stockport via their website, they rang me back, and said that they’ll find me a trainer who’ll contact me in a couple of weeks and that they’ll send me some weightwatchers vouchers and a couple of other things.

This is my last chance to finally nip my obesity in the butt. If this don’t work, nothing I can do will, and I’ll have to seriously look into lyposuction and maybe stomach stapling surgery.
God, I feel really fat right now as I type this…my midsection feels like it’s absolutely bulging with fatness everywhere it can bulge.

Anyway, if I do manage to get rid of my obesity with the help of this personal trainer, and I’m still having lung problems, then I know it’s not that.

Uhhhh, anything else? Hmmm, nah, I think that’s just about everything.

So until next time,

Ciao for now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox Thom

Posted by: bluefoxy | September 21, 2014

Of All The Luck

So just earlier on this very afternoon that I’m posting this, my mum and I went on a nice little walk out down our local nature reserve seen as it was a nice day. Nothing too special, really, just felt like getting a bit of real world into our systems…
…but then, we were starting to head back home…now, to head back home we have to head up a road, uphill, that cuts through a small, kiddies educational farm of sorts…and it’s surrounded by fields for its horses.
Now, my mum was watching some common-as-mud sparrows fly over a farm gate into one of these fields…and then she spotted something in the middle of the feild and called me over.
You know, sometimes I can just swear on my life that the creatures of nature always know when you don’t have a camera on you, and this is definitely one of those times multiplied by some brain-busting sum of numbers.
I’m talking broad daylight, out in the open slap bang in the middle of the feild, some 50 meters or so away, scratching its ear with its hind leg, bold as you like, 8th wild fox I’ve seen in my entire lifetime so far.

I swear on my life I’m not even making this up.

I…I…I just can’t even…


It looked to be in pretty good health too…tail as bushy as you like. Glorious orange coat.

And all these other people were just waltzing on by not even paying attention. No idea they were just meters away from one brilliant example of nature at its finest.

What a spot! Wooooo!

Now that I got that out my system…I suppose I should use this opportunity to update you all on what’s new…er, let’s see…

…well first off, the Friday before last, My mum and I went on a trip up to a place called Rochdale. We used it as an excuse to ride on a tram from Manchester. Cost a bit less than we thought, too. I thought it’d be £5.60 return, turned out to be £4.20 return. Bargain!
It was an interesting little walk round Rochdale itself. Had sommat to eat in a café, had a nosey round the chartity shops…managed to find a new toaster for cheap in one of  ’em to replace our old, broken one. Looks real snazzy, the new one, an’ all.
We then stopped off at a fire service museum and had a look round there, then got the tram back to Manchester and the bus back ‘ome.

Next…well, my stint as a euro head host for a club was short-lived. I was doing alright when it was just a couple of hours in the club each day minimum, and do call-outs for covers. But then the club got an upgrade…and they were doing a celebration of the new building…and all of a sudden upper management started telling e I had to be there all evening until stinking MIDNIGHT!
According to them that’s what they told us from the very start…but I don’t remember anything abot that, and neither does my SL love, who was offered a position as my assistant shortly after I was taken on board. I thought they only picked her because of me…and I thought she’d at least struggle at first…but she really surprised me by taking to it like a duck to water!
But either me nor she fancied standing around in the club all evening ’till midnight, so we bailed ourselves out.
It’s just about come full circle. I’m starting to feel ready to return to the industrial club I’m “taking a break” from…maybe another couple of weeks or so yet…
…also I may have been a bit too hasty about counting my relationship with my current SL love relationship on its way out in my previous post. Maybe this one could be the one that finally works…like I said, it feels like a culimnation of all I learned from my previous relationships, and she’s definitely the most compatible mate I’ve had yet, and I still greatly enjoy spending time with her, even when we don’t do much…we justg waste hours snuggling, and it never gets boring. I guess that’s what love is.

I also uploaded a couple more vids to my Youtube…just a little something I threw together of a trip upon The East Lancs Railway I went on the summer preceding my trip to Scotland.
I’m gonna be uploading one more vid tomorrow…of a trip I took to Knowsley Safari Park back in summer 2011.
Those are all the vids I have ready to be uploaded right now…after that, I’m gonna start work on a script for the video tour of my home…might as well make a start on that as soon as possible. The quicker I get that recorded, edited and uploaded, the sooner my OCD will let me buy my new computer.

Well I think that’s all I have to update you on for this entry.

So until next time,

Ciao for now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox Thom.

Posted by: bluefoxy | September 7, 2014

And Lo, It Is Done!

At long last, I completed the animated intro for my Scotland trip series and added it to the start of the first video, and whipped up the part markers for all the other videos.

Sheesh, I wholly underestimated my tendency to procrastinate on it.. The year is now over halfway passed, and I’ve only now crossed off the top priority of my list of things I need to do before I get a new computer.

I still need to finish up an artistic endeavour that had to be sidelined so I could get this video series done and out of the way, and I still need to do a tour of my home pre-new computer for OCD reasons.

So it’s likely I won’t be able to get my new computer until at least sometime in the new year 2015.

Anyway, here’s my series of videos of my Scotland trip. Enjoy.

So what else is new in the world of The Blue Fox?

Well, not much really…mostly Second Life stuff.

Such as the fact that I’m on trial to be a Euro Head Host for the most popular Inustrial club in SL. Man, did that place ever explode in popularity…and still it grows while still only a few months old.

However, with the positive also comes the negative to balance it out. I lost my normal hosting job at another club.
They kept asking me if something was wrong and if i needed to take a break…and it was obvious I needed one from them, I was too stubborn and tunnel-visioned on their little carrot-on-a-stick that was their new time clock paying 400 lindens per set hosted to accept it.
It’s strange how I can be unmotivated to host at one industrial club, yet be absolutely cruising comfortably as a host at another.
I dunno, maybe it’s because one’s gone all old and fuddy, and the other is still all fresh and new and exciting.

But overall…I think I’ve more or less had enough of Second Life in general.
I think I’ve given it more than it’s fair share of chances to keep me interested but now…I just feel all “meh” about remaining a member.
However, I do still have some feelings for my current SL love, Lavander…so I wanna stay on just to enjoy being with her while I can…but, going from my track record with SL relationships, this one doomed to fail sooner or later for some reason or other.
I can feel it in me bones…the initial excitement has already worn off…but…she’s still a very nice girl…and man is her voice hot…I’m not kidding, it’s all sultry and seductive and mrawr…but…less and less often I feel like doing anything more than snuggle with her…and we don’t get to do that much anymore now either coz of my new responsibilities and commitment as Euro head host.
And she’s got another year of college starting next week so he won’t be on as much.
As much as I like her, things are not looking too good for “us” in the future.
It’s a shame really…Lavander is by far the most compatible mate I’ve had…this relationship feels like a culmination of all I’ve learned in prior SL relationships.
We’ll just have to see how things go.

I think that’s about all I have for this entry.

So until next time,

Ciao for now,
Cordially, The Blue Fox Thom

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